just a few thanksgiving tips. only sociopaths would eat a turkey sandwich today. avoid anyone you see eating one or thinking about ordering one. that might be enough for today. i hope everyone is doing well. i haven’t heard my fingers tap tap these keys in awhile. i’ve been working on my golf game. i […] [ Read More → ]
DOWN THE FOXHOLE...
this is what’s on my mind. i sit at my desk. a candle dances next to me. i bought two pieces of furniture that now protect my desk. i guess i will take a photo. i have to tell some jokes tonight at the comedy store in hollywood california. i have to be onstage at […] [ Read More → ]
i often tell people I’m afraid of nothing. but in fact there is always one thing that rarely sleeps in the back of my mind. a flat tire. more so lately because the car I now drive has racing tires which are a bit more susceptible to attack from nails and glass. i used to […] [ Read More → ]
i was told they’d been trying to get a picture of me smiling onstage for years. I appear to be actually laughing. not sure what it says about a comedian who rarely cracks a smile onstage. i think I smile internally. i’m not sure why I was smiling but it looks legitimate. i don’t think […] [ Read More → ]